Because one million moms need to get the fuck off Facebook
And get to the kitchen to finish my goddamn sandwich.
Mom gtfo of Facebook and make me my sandwiiiich
Stop trying to be anti-gay omg plz your son is gay.
And stop telling your friends I’m going to marry some…
Do you ever just put your absolute favorite pair of underwear on right out of the dryer. Omg
Nic Rizzo, ladies and gentlemen.
How their partner just bought a video game and how they “no longer have a sex life/their attention.”
Trust me, if they care about you, they’ll pay attention to you still.
Just like if you honestly cared about them, you would let them play the video game, or would play it with them, all without bitching.
Either way, do us all a favor: shut the fuck up.
<3
I know a couple that were so sucked into Skyrim that when her boyfriend tried to get some sex going she flat out rejected it for Skyrim. Then was torn because sex sounded reallly awesoem but..Skyrim. So they fucked while she played Skyrim.
WHAT IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL JULIA.
Um, my Emmie is like the best person ever. She’s pretty, funny, and knows a shitton about musicals. She’s a really good friend of mine <3
(Source: -halfhearted)
hi hello i’m single. come date me.
Feminist Disney: waltdisneyconfessions: “I strongly believe in gay rights, but I really…
“I strongly believe in gay rights, but I really hate that people want Disney to have a gay couple. I think it would just be so wrong to incorporate into their movies. I can’t even explain why to myself, but I just really hope it never happens.”
everyone…
